Today's award goes to Dutch airline KLM. Their attempt to be 'inclusive' would turn out to be a disaster, if actually attempted. They tweeted this picture in celebration of Amsterdam's Gay Pride event this year:
Trouble is, when it comes to seatbelts, it most certainly does matter who (or what) you click with! As RedState pointed out:
- If you choose rainbow belt combination #1, and the plane you’re in experiences turbulence or something worse, you will be grotesquely injured and/or killed.
- If you choose rainbow belt combination #2, and the plane you’re in experiences turbulence or something worse, you will be grotesquely injured and/or killed.
- The only safe option is rainbow belt combination #3. By connecting the opposite ends of the belt, you will be secured in your airplane seat, and will be following proper safety protocol.
I get the schtick they’re going for, but it is one of the stupidest ads I’ve ever seen for any agenda ... With some things, there is only one combination that truly works. Thanks for proving that, guys!
Insert politically correct "Oops-a-daisy" here!